Rose, unable to attend due to some ‘urgent, minor cosmetic surgery’, send Tila Tequila in her place. No one notices…
HAHA, I thought it was Tila also
Rose should nowhere be in the vicinity of that walking Jew poseur prostitute. Lots of nouns as adjectives! ZOMFG!
wow I’m glad I wasn’t alone with the Tila assumption
Brilliant! Thought it was Little T. I only noticed because she keeps mistaking her dress for the red carpet.
She looks a little LaToya from that angle.
All bow down before her majesty, queen firecrotch.
At least she didn’t hack the gams up.
“who the fuck is standing on my hem!!! oh, uh…”
“Does this dress make my bulge look big?”
“See? You can’t even tell where the machine gun used to be.”
It must be tough to be 40 years old and suddenly realize that your relationship with Marilyn Manson is your life’s crowning achievement.
About to go flying again. Why doesn’t she just wear a helmet?
Just so I know if I ever go out for dinner…is a red velour jacket, a red tie, charcoal slacks and red pumas what dapper gentlemen are wearing this year?
wow so that is what it looks like to get a blow job from her.
Dresses made of Sham-wow are both elegant and soaks up unwanted urnie instantly!
spell check is for the devil.
“Where is my dignity? I swear I had it when I left.”
Rose, heart, Coke. Rose, heart, Coke. It feels like I’m being sent a sign. Don’t tell me. I’ll get it. Rose, heart, Coke…
theres mitt romney being his usual suave and sexy guy next door.
“See? I tucked it back.”
carpet matches the drapes
That’s one way to take attention away from your face.
Sheesh…I thought it was Miley Cyrus…
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