“And Mom will never hear me sneaking back in to bed because guess what? I’m still in my pyjamas!”

Nothing quite says Essence Black Women In Music Event like a white guy who bought his outfit from the Salvation Army Thrift Store.

She’s hot.

He is so, so close to a Motor Boat…he can almost taste it.

Wow 0_0

I have no idea who these people are.

I love these sites that show yearbook photos from the 1970s.

When your wife is that hot, who needs a new suit when there are perfectly good ones in the back of your grandparents closet.

Such a pretty girl, coming all this way to masturbate. At least she brought her own dildo.