Native American people have a word for this… “Ugh”
Scientists have a word for this too.. “Andromeda Strain”
“Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust?” – Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
WTF is that all about.
She’s not the type of girl you take to meet your mother, but she is the type of girl you take to meet your urologist. He’s probably going to need a sample from the source to figure out how to save your penis.
Ah, natural beauty!
(I’m talking about the brickwork)
The very definition of trashy.
I’d rather put my dick in that trashcan.
Muffin-tit. That’s .. uh … hot?
Oh dear god.
Oops…just hurled in my mouth.
Her arms look like a page out of the notebook I take to meetings.
Those must be some fascinating sales(?) meetings you attend.
uh huh. That’s attractive.
Bras that fit are totally overrated.
she gets uglier every day. got it.
Yeah bitch, don’t look at me like that, you know you look like shit.
I have to ponder what her ethnic background is that gave her that beautiful red hair.
Wait! I just figured it out. She is half Bozo the Clown and half Raggedy Ann.
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