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  1. BP

    When did he turn gay?

    • I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Velvet Mafia let him be. I wish I could tell you that—but Hollywood is no fairy-tale world.

  2. So he decided to infiltrate the RNC with a Glenn Beck disguise… Clever, Mr. Robbins.. Very clever…

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    (Sigh)……………… I miss Susan’s big boobies.

  4. St. Vicent Millay

    I see Ralphie is still waiting for his Red Ryder BB gun.

  5. IndySteel

    Welcome to Iron Chef! This battle’s secret ingredient is….Estrogen!

  6. Little Tongue

    Men should not flat iron their hair. Doesn’t look right.

  7. Phoenix

    If Kiefer Sutherland was a woman.

  8. Shemp

    Any moment now he’ll start singing “Candle in the Wind”…

  9. He needs to settle down before he parties himself right into an early grave!

  10. All these comments are great, and all should be acknowledged!

  11. Hugh Jazz

    “Hey, Grandma! Walmart’s down the street!”

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