I have something extra for her.
Is she the new “MOOO GIRL”? (She needs to skip the whip on that frap).
You shut your G.D. mouth, you!
Are you out of your fucking mind!?!!?
I love me some Maria, but she is starting to get a bit out of proportion there.
Don’t drink that! Dat ass must be preserved for all time.
That pleather does a nice job of masking the repulsive cellulite
now we know where lindsay got her fur coat. someone call maria and ask about her dog.
and somewhere in Montana, an entire herd of cows is freezing their asses off.
Now you’re just being fucking cruel…
Dear Lord, I would like to give thanks this day for that ass.
“Damn you’re hot! Here! Take my dog and my Fappuccino!”
“Uh…okay . By the way, it’s pronounced Frappuccino.”
“Not this one.”
Thank you, Photo Boy. This makes up for some of the previous ugliness.
What is the dog’s breed? It’s marvelous!!!
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