All she had was her mammaries and now even they are gone. I’m going to say Alzheimers.
She might as well go back to being fat, now she’s got no boobs but still has that giant head.
She bears a striking resemblance to her dad. It isn’t the ideal bone structure for a woman but it’s okay, she’s got her boyfriend for that.
It’s definitely not a structure I’d bone.
Not with the light on, anyway.
What happened to her boobs?
The anchor tattoo reads “Bad to the Core, but good to the Navy”.
And she still has a gunt.
Is this a joke?!
If you look closely, every chair is empty by the stage. This is just sad. So sad…
BTW, would still bone.
Well, she certainly tries hard. Speaking of things I’m not at the moment.
Whoever let her go out on a fashion catwalk in a bright red dress that doesn’t fit should be punished.
You can see the outline of her Spanx dammit. There was no backup dress? This was it?
looks like they just wrapped the red carpet around that thing.
Oh Mrs. Crowley, what went wrong with your head?
Fashion Police? Meet the Federal Bureau of Irony.
Lose all the weight you want. You’re still a pig.
Yeah bitch, you are still fat, ugly and loathsome. Go away.
She has to keep her head tilted to the side so that nasty purple rat’s nest doesn’t slide off.
Sometimes I look at this woman and decide she might be a fun one-night stand. Other times I look at her and realize she’s actually as ugly as an eternal sneeze.
I know she can’t help being ugly, but she could do us all a favor and just stay home.
“Ugly as an eternal sneeze”! What a phrase! Kudos.
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