Did someone say “cheeseburger”?
“For god sakes, Peter Parker! We dont need an upskirt shot on the Hoff!”
The cup says “Coffee.” But the face says “Jagermeister!”
How long has he had the hand of the mutant taxi driver from Total Recall?
(The first one, you young whippersnappers.)
Jesus Christ! Who do I have to fuck to Irish up my coffee?
oh that shit’s already Irished!
“Now if you’ll excuse me,I’m off to the happiest place on earth… Tijuana.”
Did he buy the shoes to match the face?
“Amazing how fucked up you can get on a couple of ventis from Starbuck’s.”
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