they dont look like two people who are secretly screwing….

Morris looks like he’s two seconds away from saying “Thanks for dressing up Halle.”

That’s the look of a man who’s thinking “This is some bullshit!”

I believe I have one of Halle’s pubic hairs in my teeth…..

Definitely trying to get the taste of crazy out of his mouth

Chestnut and Berry. They’re only one pal who’s a fruit short of a healthy breakfast.

Seconds away from throwing his own poo.

Soooo, you borrowed my car and what happened?!

If she tried hard I feel sure she could squeeze on a couple more earrings.

Halle Berry doesn’t like black men. PERIOD.

She still looks great, but her age is starting to catch up with her.

Awkward silence

“Halle, rub a little harder and faster. I’ll act nonchalant.”