1. “There nothing quite like the taste of a new babysitter. It’s quite exquisite.”

  2. BP

    The Apple Store is where he’ll be working; if he doesn’t do something quick about that hairline…

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “Channing was a lot of fun off-screen. When we’d make out, I’d grab the back of his head like this and . . . anyway, he was a lot of fun.”

  4. I'mCool

    “Mind the stepchildren …”

  5. “Why can’t you Apple geniuses just answer my fucking questions?”

  6. Crazy Luigi

    So she grabbed my balls like this and then….

  7. “So you see the troposphere — from the Greek: tropein, meaning to change, circulate or mix — is the lowermost layer of…I don’t have any idea what the fuck I’m talking about…”

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