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  1. Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist

    When your name begins with Syl- and ends with -vester Stallone, you can get away with masturbating in your pants in public. And you know it.

  2. Spoila Optima

    “My left hand is going ‘Over the Top’.”

  3. Ayy..yo, you better not go in there for about 35-45 minutes. Dey gotta replace all the seashells in there!

  4. Little Tongue

    “Wow! I’ve been dead 15 years and they STILL haven’t figured it out yet!”

  5. my cat makes that same face when she crawls into the sunny spot in the bay window.

  6. Ruckus

    YO ADRIAN!!
    I’M MELTING!!

  7. He’d better stop, or his mom will shoot.

  8. Bakaawk

    I really hope there isn’t about to be another Terry Richardson shoot from this…

  9. That’s not a chick/ and / or other person next to him. That’s a side effect of Human Growth Hormone.

  10. Once again Stallone is mistaken for Matthew Perry and asked to leave.

  11. “Hey, dude, you planning on running for “Governator” again?”

  12. Anyone who has ever had jock itch knows exactly what is going on here

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