Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of 'Everest' in Rome. (February 26, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
When he butches up, he goes all-out.
“I will…(catches breath)….now attempt….(catches breath)…the highest peak on the earth…(panting)…Kim Kardashian.
You mean highest pile of shit?
Well at least on this mountain, he wont get buggered by a fellow ranch hand.
Where there’s a will, there’s a way.
“If I don’t squeeze this voice synthesizer when I talk I sound like Pee Wee Herman.”
The outfit was left over from when he dated Taylor Swift.
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