1. When he butches up, he goes all-out.

  2. Chad Vader

    “I will…(catches breath)….now attempt….(catches breath)…the highest peak on the earth…(panting)…Kim Kardashian.

  3. Well at least on this mountain, he wont get buggered by a fellow ranch hand.

  4. “If I don’t squeeze this voice synthesizer when I talk I sound like Pee Wee Herman.”

  5. PassingTrue

    The outfit was left over from when he dated Taylor Swift.

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