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  1. Cock Dr

    Welcome to the locker room cesspool. We hope you’ve enjoyed your visit.

  2. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    I have a sudden craving for cafeteria quality fish and chips.

  3. Clark Kent

    If her raised thigh could talk it would say, “Lose the ice cream cone, honey.”

  4. After that 20 yards of running she did, she needed to stop and take an ice cream break. She’s a keeper.

    • Cock Dr

      She has enormous breasts and apparently isn’t selling anything. It’s all good.

      • Deacon Jones

        I wouldnt call those enormous.

        The lift these bikini tops give these days, I tell ya!

        Nothing’s worse than going to a beach happy hour, and seeing the before/after shot of the girl with her top off. And not because I was hammered.

  5. I’d like to see one photo where she’s not squinting directly into the sun.

  6. I know this comes as a complete shock to you all, but I would totally pee in her butt.

  7. Jolly Good

    Thanks for the boner.

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