I feel all strokey!
fuck me don’t have botox laydeez = or look like this.
And, yes, she may also be having an [minor] embolism.
Jane Seymour introduces her new line of DIY facelift kits.
“If you heart is open and half of your face is sliding off, love will always find a way in.”
The best fucking comment I’ve ever read on an internet comment board….EVER.
Mom! Grandma tried to fart and shit herself again.
The photographer asked her if that was a wrap, referring to her dress.
Her right eye just told her the photographer is made of Carbon
She’s healing well after the eye transplant.
now try to unsee it.
Apparently she’s only half full of shit.
No, she is completely full of shit.
Cerebel Palsley is a terrible thing to waste.
Just like my tax dollars that subsidized your education.
Oh fuck, one of the wires broke.
Nothing says ‘Your Heart is Mine’ like the subtle hint of Clockwork Orange.
Is Katy Perry behind her?
I see a “Bells Palsy” fundraiser coming soon.
^^ Ha ha!
I never saw a person stroke out on the red carpet until today.
Her species was the main villain in Star Trek Insurrection.
would still do
Would. Still. TOTALLY. Do.
No matter how old she gets I still see Domino from James Bond… my God she was/is a lovely woman.
Looks like one of the binder clips on the back of her head let go.
I volunteer to be the “old sailor”.
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