superficial

  1. I feel all strokey!

    • hmmm

      fuck me don’t have botox laydeez = or look like this.

      And, yes, she may also be having an [minor] embolism.

  2. Jane Seymour introduces her new line of DIY facelift kits.

  3. JC

    “If you heart is open and half of your face is sliding off, love will always find a way in.”

  4. stacy

    Mom! Grandma tried to fart and shit herself again.

  5. The photographer asked her if that was a wrap, referring to her dress.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Her right eye just told her the photographer is made of Carbon

  7. She’s healing well after the eye transplant.

    now try to unsee it.

  8. The Pope

    Apparently she’s only half full of shit.

  9. Cerebel Palsley is a terrible thing to waste.

  10. EricLr

    Oh fuck, one of the wires broke.

  11. Nothing says ‘Your Heart is Mine’ like the subtle hint of Clockwork Orange.

  12. Is Katy Perry behind her?

  13. Clown Shoes

    I see a “Bells Palsy” fundraiser coming soon.

  14. Bonky

    I never saw a person stroke out on the red carpet until today.

  15. The Brown Streak

    Her species was the main villain in Star Trek Insurrection.

  16. kman

    would still do

    • Warren Piece

      Would. Still. TOTALLY. Do.

      No matter how old she gets I still see Domino from James Bond… my God she was/is a lovely woman.

  17. Looks like one of the binder clips on the back of her head let go.

  18. Jaycee

    Who farted?

  19. George P Burdell

    Fembot

  20. I volunteer to be the “old sailor”.

  21. El Jefe

    Did she have a stroke that we did not hear about?

  22. “No, not a stroke. Just 27 years of cheap vodka.”

  23. tlmck

    Every time a baby makes that face they say it’s just gas.

  24. Mmmmm … sllaaanty.

  25. The TROOF

    She’s HOT. I’d love to watch those big old tits shake as I pumped in and out of her.

  26. too much

    if you will put your finger infront of the pic and close one eye you will see two different faces and facial expressions …

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