Adam Sandler watches Jennifer Aniston receiving a star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame. (February 22, 2012)
fat guy in a little pair of glasses….
So is he Waterboy in real life?
“She got a star on the walk of fame? BUWAAHAHAHAHAHA… I had to see this for myself…”
Jonah Hill just can’t keep the weight off, can he?
“Yea, they’re giving me one for Jack and Jill, too…”
Because it’s connected to Adam Sandler, the lump of chewed up food in his mouth just got a 20 million dollar project greenlit.
“…yeah i KNOW! I could shit on a baby duck and people would pay to see it. It’s awesome!”
It’s Adam Sandwich.
The first time I saw a packing peanut I knew there were people out there who were going to eat them
I just hope this footage was preserved for an episode of “Hey, Remember the 90’s?”
Did…. Did he EAT the star?
Pretty sure he did, and it somehow supernova-d lard into every cell in his body.
Maybe now he’ll be funny.
Some chick pitching a movie idea to Adam Sandler. He gets all his ideas like this, standing in line at a food truck and talking to strangers.
Ooh! It Godziwa! Wun!
The only star he’s ever going to get is a Famous Star from Carl’s Jr.
Those are some pretty nice tits. No, seriously, lady… get out of the way.
He’s actually applauding Burger King’s new Poutine with bacon.
Adam only showed up because he thought it was the Carl’s Jr. star.
Upon further research it appears that I should have cited Swearin from three lines above.
Swearin, “The only star he’s ever going to get is a Famous Star from Carl’s Jr,” In The Superficial (February 2012).
“Bwahaha. Bitch paid $30k. I only paid $15k.”
Fat fucking douche factor 9.8.
While all the other jews in Hollywood (Seth Rogan, that Hill guy) are getting more holo-chic, this one’s putting on the weight. Erm…too soon?
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