Richard Gere and his wife Carey Lowell in Paris. (February 22, 2012)
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Honey, Honey, the doctor said if I open my mouth like this, the little guy inside me can breathe…
He must be walking in the infamous 2nd Floor Masturbation District.
Hold it…hold it…
If he sneezes, that gerbil is gonna shoot right out.
He sees gerbils in the trees.
A monk once asked his master, “Does a Kardashian have Buddha-nature or not?” His master shouted, “MOOO”.
Aww, their clothing styles are all matchy-matchy! Guess they really are married.
“Kill me now Budda.”
“…you and your fucking cocaine habit….”
Looks like Lemmiwinks is about to make it through.
Hey look! That pigeon looks like it’s going to poop!
The workmen must be Scottish. They are wearing kilts.
I hear they can drown when it rains.
“Katie Holmes was right. Tall men are amazing!”
Richard Gere sadly finds out “Its raining men” is just an expression.
The broad says your straight but that scarf and wrist band say you’re waiting for the jizz from the man on the roof.
…and then in a blind fit of panic, the rodent severed the man’s spine as it knashed its way through the foul dark labrynth within…”
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