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  1. “…and then Gary Busey was all ‘NNNEERRRRGHHH’”

  2. E. Fudd

    and then I was like…… “….nnnoo…. ddddeeeerrrrrrp…” so there.

  3. Where’s her hockey helmet?

  4. Against all advice, she went Full Shields.

  5. Johnny P!

    Tom Cruise just posted this pic on the Scientologists’ Wall Of Shame (under “long term effects of post-partum, anti-depressant use”)
    Brooke just smiled and ate some crayons.

  6. Doctor Joystick

    Nobody has ever seen her in the same room as Maria Shriver. Coincidence? I think not.

  7. So…Brooke Shields without makeup?

  8. There’s no excuse for post pardem depression.

  9. Mom told me that if I said “Fuck” enough my face would look like this.

  10. EricLr

    I really wish she would just go into hiding. Pics like this make it so hard to masturbate to The Blue Lagoon.

    I mean, not impossible. But harder.

  11. Frank Burns

    Not pictured: spittoon, lower left.

  12. Dejected, defeated, she left in shame. But had she looked a little lower, nearer to the handle, she would’ve found another word, one that could’ve unlocked the mystery and sent her toward a different fate. It read, simply: Pull.

  13. Clown Shoes

    Someone alert Erin Brockovich. That unexplainable tourette syndrome outbreak has hit New Orleans.

  14. Bigalkie

    To think.. Thirty years ago, I would have killed my family to bone her.

  15. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Let’s knock down some pigs!

  16. LiNtelsoup

    Wow, look at Arnie Grape all grown up.

  17. The Brown Streak

    I didn’t know Brooke was British.

    • Colostomy Bag

      Shields was born in New York City. Through her father’s side, she has Italian, French, Irish, and English roots.

  18. timmy the dying boy

    That’s not her good side.

  19. Swearin

    I think Tom Cruise’s magic Scientology hexes finally kicked in

  20. George P Burdell

    Brooke Shields doing a Miley Cyrus impersonation.

  21. That’s no hot flash. That’s a massive stroke. Someone call 911!!!

  22. tlmck

    Jim Carrey’s soul mate.

  23. Brooke Shields is in rehearsal for her new movie, The Hot Flashes, in which she plays the part of a bottle opener.

  24. Bionic_Crouton

    Brooke now spends her days in the south giving elocution lessons to rednecks and inbreds.

  25. Terry

    I would do her in a second.

  26. Joaquin ingles

    That’s uh… Great. Well there’s a Middle Eastern place down the street, but as for the Chianti and… other item, I can’t help you.

  27. _me

    AWWW come on, you can clearly see: She’s caught in the middle of saying “I give Zero Fucks about that issue.”

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