“…and then Gary Busey was all ‘NNNEERRRRGHHH'”
and then I was like…… “….nnnoo…. ddddeeeerrrrrrp…” so there.
Where’s her hockey helmet?
Against all advice, she went Full Shields.
beware of the were-derp!!
Tom Cruise just posted this pic on the Scientologists’ Wall Of Shame (under “long term effects of post-partum, anti-depressant use”)
Brooke just smiled and ate some crayons.
That had me laughing until I cried :)
Nobody has ever seen her in the same room as Maria Shriver. Coincidence? I think not.
Or Janice Dickinson.
Or Charles Montgomery Burns.
So…Brooke Shields without makeup?
There’s no excuse for post pardem depression.
Mom told me that if I said “Fuck” enough my face would look like this.
I really wish she would just go into hiding. Pics like this make it so hard to masturbate to The Blue Lagoon.
I mean, not impossible. But harder.
Wouldn’t it be easier if it was harder?
Not pictured: spittoon, lower left.
Dejected, defeated, she left in shame. But had she looked a little lower, nearer to the handle, she would’ve found another word, one that could’ve unlocked the mystery and sent her toward a different fate. It read, simply: Pull.
I am in awe, Gil!!!!
MIDVALE 4 EVA!!!!
Someone alert Erin Brockovich. That unexplainable tourette syndrome outbreak has hit New Orleans.
To think.. Thirty years ago, I would have killed my family to bone her.
Let’s knock down some pigs!
Wow, look at Arnie Grape all grown up.
Arnie Grape turned out to be a tranny!
I didn’t know Brooke was British.
Shields was born in New York City. Through her father’s side, she has Italian, French, Irish, and English roots.
That’s not her good side.
I think Tom Cruise’s magic Scientology hexes finally kicked in
Brooke Shields doing a Miley Cyrus impersonation.
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