superficial

  1. Hugh Jass

    Oh I thought John Goodman had lost weight

  2. At least he had his lunch.

  3. I’m glad to see he found a job worthy of his talent.

  4. Doctor Joystick

    The funniest living Belushi.

    • Jill

      Really? is it? I’m pretty sure there’s gotta be an elderly Belushi with dimentia still worried about family members buying cars made in Japan that’s way funnier. Maybe the funniest living Belushi who’s ever had their own TV show?

  5. He stores the jet lag in his neck.

  6. DeucePickle

    I thought this guy was Marked for Death and Under Seige. Good thing he’s Above the Law and Hard to Kill.

  7. “C’monnn, guyyyys…I’m not famous anymore.”

  8. “I think you have that wrong. Kevin James is the Jim Belushi of his generation.”

  9. EricLr

    To people who say there’s a god, I would like to point out that THAT was the brother who survived.

    • Colostomy Bag

      Your point being, God, existing, would’ve left us the better one. But that’s the point: Human karma on the whole is GOOD is it? No, it’s not. So we get left with the inferior one. Point repudiated.

      • EricLr

        So god hates us and takes every opportunity to shit on us then? Well, in that case, no way am I worshiping that prick.

  10. His triple nipple is lactating.

  11. bob

    steven seagal
    that is all

  12. The Brown Streak

    “Ah fuck. I traveled all this way to an AA meeting and it’s the wrong AA.”

  13. “Jim Belushi at LAX”. There’s an E missing from this sentence. Figure out where.

  14. tlmck

    “Did my neck arrive yet?”

  15. Donald Dick

    Deniro needs to lay off the fried chicken.

  16. The TROOF

    Heart attack in 3, 2…..

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