1. E. Fudd

    wat’s up my smurfette betches… westsieeeede

  2. “Made from the whiskers of organic kittens!”

  3. The shocker? A ring with kissing lips on it? Does she have to break out a wheelchair for Russel to take the hint?

  4. JC

    Sometimes I get some toothpaste in my hair, too, but rarely that much.

  5. NOI

    Her hair looks like hell

  6. Clearly she’s a gang member, because the only shocker I see is her fucking hair.

  7. tom

    That chick would be nothing without makeup.

  8. Hugh Gentry

    call me old fashioned, but I just want to play with her tits and cum on her face.

  9. Taking the ring finger off? Someone is way to serious about the “Assassin’s Creed” franchise.

  10. She looks like Smurfette rode hard and put away wet. Possibly covered in smurf batter.

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    The hair makes her head look like a stand at a county fair

  12. That would be “Two in the Smurf and one in the Smurf”.

  13. Bonky

    Bitch is showing her “Big Titty Smurfette Crips” hand sign.

  14. Nina

    She looks beautiful here

  15. The Brown Streak

    The international sign for “I lick hermaphrodites.”

  16. lawn

    She’s making hay while the sun shines.

  17. George P Burdell

    I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes.

  18. George P Burdell

    I’ll give you three reason why my marriage didn’t last.

  19. Yes Bilbo, we know you lost your finger and the ring, but you still need to explain the hair.

  20. bigalkie

    That might just be the sign that the world is about to end..

  21. tlmck

    Number of minutes left in her career.

  22. “To prove that I have no intention of ever marrying again, I cut off my ring finger…huh?…what do you mean, wrong hand…???”

  23. tiny

    2 in the pink, 1 in the stink baby! Holla!

  24. M. Night Shalamadingdong

    Two in the Herp, One in the Derp more likely.

  25. Who would have thought that Judy Jetson likes one in the stink?

  26. The TROOF

    I’d blow some baby batter in that fat ass.

  27. anonym

    best gang sign of all.

    2 in the pink !

    now i like her a little more.

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