Katy Perry promoting her new brand of fake eyelashes in Los Angeles. (February 22, 2012)
wat’s up my smurfette betches… westsieeeede
that’s the shocker, dumb shit.
“Made from the whiskers of organic kittens!”
The shocker? A ring with kissing lips on it? Does she have to break out a wheelchair for Russel to take the hint?
You see kissing lips, I see a blue vagina. To each their own.
Sometimes I get some toothpaste in my hair, too, but rarely that much.
Her hair looks like hell
Hair looks like it was stolen from my yard brush
where is my * yard brush?
Clearly she’s a gang member, because the only shocker I see is her fucking hair.
That chick would be nothing without makeup.
or the boobies
call me old fashioned, but I just want to play with her tits and cum on her face.
Old fashioned like a noble king from ancient times.
It’s good to be the king
That would be the gentlemanly thing to do.
Taking the ring finger off? Someone is way to serious about the “Assassin’s Creed” franchise.
She looks like Smurfette rode hard and put away wet. Possibly covered in smurf batter.
The hair makes her head look like a stand at a county fair
That would be “Two in the Smurf and one in the Smurf”.
Bitch is showing her “Big Titty Smurfette Crips” hand sign.
She looks beautiful here
I don’t think you’re quite getting the point of the comments section.
The international sign for “I lick hermaphrodites.”
She’s making hay while the sun shines.
So she a Crip ho?
I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes.
I’m sure her labia are blue.
I’ll give you three reason why my marriage didn’t last.
Yes Bilbo, we know you lost your finger and the ring, but you still need to explain the hair.
That might just be the sign that the world is about to end..
Number of minutes left in her career.
“To prove that I have no intention of ever marrying again, I cut off my ring finger…huh?…what do you mean, wrong hand…???”
2 in the pink, 1 in the stink baby! Holla!
Two in the Herp, One in the Derp more likely.
Who would have thought that Judy Jetson likes one in the stink?
I’d blow some baby batter in that fat ass.
best gang sign of all.
2 in the pink !
now i like her a little more.
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