Of course he’s worried, Johnny Depp’s just gone off the reservation.
I see he buys his own jewelry at the same place he got Katy’s ring.
Maybe he has a PhD in cunnilingus.
That would certainly explain a lot.
now to fill up this here mailbag and hit the trail up yonder to San Antone.
No cowboy outfit is complete without Ray Bans.
Scarf: “50 Shades of Douche”
If you’re going to constantly wear a cowboy hat to cover a receding hairline you really need to make sure to pull it down lower on your forehead.
Son of a…I would have sworn that was Kathy Bates. Damn.
Yippee Kai Yay, Gay Johnny Depp!
I hate this fucker. He’s banging my girl!
Is he coming from or going to Brokeback mountain?
It appears Katy has a ‘type.’
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