epic pit stains

He’s got a better rack than Callista Flockhart.

L’Oreal Douche

thank God they haven’t invented smell-o-vision. this guy looks like a walking vaginal yeast infection.

Russell Gland

Raise your hand if you’re… oh.

which way to the Brit Awards, mate? I’m a tad bit tahdy.

Heroin makes you sweaty?

Jeez, here I was just thinking he has evolved to walking upright, then I spied his filthy armpit discharge…can he be deported just for being generally disgusting?

Sweaty Jebus.

The sweat stains are distracting from the bustline… .

Damn, I want to F’ that chi—WHAT THE?!?

I give you the new spokesman for Kleinerts

Working a glory hole in West Hollywood is hard, hard work.

“Where is it?…My relevance? It was here not long ago…”