1. “Step aside sir, lesbian popstar coming through”

  2. He likes a big strong usher to push him from behind.

  3. Jade

    Justin Bieber is my favorite lesbian.

  4. DeucePickle

    You know you’re rich when you can hire Pit Bull as your body guard

  5. Inner Retard

    How did this kid survive junior high?!

  6. This is what happens when you take fashion cues from Back to the Future, Part 2.

  7. “Make way, make way…I just caught this guy orally copulating some kid in the back of a van…”

  8. Bonky

    “Ok everybody, make a hole, clear out, Mr Bieber wet himself and we got to get him changed, STAT !”

  9. Looks like Diddy is Justin’s bodyguard now.

  10. Even I want to beat him up.

  11. He has definitely gone up a few levels of douche.

  12. Samoseef

    On his way to the National Gallery?

  13. Does the penal system contemplate cruel and excessive attire?

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