“Off to another adventure! Driver! Quick, take me to The Cock and Balls!”
The hood makes staring at penis so less obvious.
All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces…
Tears for Fears reference = +1
Well, it was probably a Donnie Darko reference since he was the lead character, and the song was used (and imo, integral) for the movie.
Just nitpicking, don’t mind me.
Eh, don’t mind me Drew. I’m just an old fart who remembers him only in “City Slickers”
Donnie Darko reference + 1.
This picture has captured the moment he just realized that in every interview for the next year and half, he’s going to be asked about Taylor Swift’s new album.
“Sigh, it makes me so sad when people get excited to see me, then realize I’m not Ryan Gosling.”
Sad Parka needs a hug.
The one man remake of the Blair Wtich Project just wasn’t as suspenseful. Still, it was much better than Blair Witch 2 by far.
there’s a tin foil hat hidden below the Parka
Off to the local rest stop.
Remember when gay meant fun? And queer, that was another great word we all could use. And Admiral of the Windward Passage. Well OK not the last one.
Hahahaha…that’s fucking great! +1 or more.
Oh look, he joined the Canadian Armed Forces.
Anyone for a Keanu meme?
Nobody ever offers Jake black microphones….
Someone please take a photo of me pretending to be sad. Anyone. Any living person please photograph me looking sad.
“I wish I could quit you.”
Sad Jake should go hang out with Sad Keanu
Jake Gyllenhaal just leaving the medical laboratory where it’s been diagnosed that he’s turning into a Basset Hound.
Sad Jake is sad.
Flash bulb goes off: Brain signals, quick, put on your hood!!!! There are no PR people, airbrush artists or women in sight!!!
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