superficial

  1. “Off to another adventure! Driver! Quick, take me to The Cock and Balls!”

  2. The hood makes staring at penis so less obvious.

  3. All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces…

  4. This picture has captured the moment he just realized that in every interview for the next year and half, he’s going to be asked about Taylor Swift’s new album.

  5. RobN

    Emo sad.

  6. “Sigh, it makes me so sad when people get excited to see me, then realize I’m not Ryan Gosling.”

  7. uncle denial

    Sad Parka needs a hug.

  8. The Brown Streak

    The one man remake of the Blair Wtich Project just wasn’t as suspenseful. Still, it was much better than Blair Witch 2 by far.

  9. brit

    there’s a tin foil hat hidden below the Parka

  10. Da Cheese

    Off to the local rest stop.

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Remember when gay meant fun? And queer, that was another great word we all could use. And Admiral of the Windward Passage. Well OK not the last one.

  12. cc

    Oh look, he joined the Canadian Armed Forces.

  13. dontlooknow

    Anyone for a Keanu meme?

  14. Blah

    Nobody ever offers Jake black microphones….

  15. Guitar Campus Guy

    Someone please take a photo of me pretending to be sad. Anyone. Any living person please photograph me looking sad.

  16. Pipedreamer

    “I wish I could quit you.”

  17. Pip-pip

    Sad Jake should go hang out with Sad Keanu

  18. Jake Gyllenhaal just leaving the medical laboratory where it’s been diagnosed that he’s turning into a Basset Hound.

  19. Sad Jake is sad.

  20. ENNNISSSSS!

  21. Bigalkie

    Flash bulb goes off: Brain signals, quick, put on your hood!!!! There are no PR people, airbrush artists or women in sight!!!

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