I every single woman in hollywood going after Tebow?
“Hey mister picture guy. You’re getting this right? And it’s Kat Von Dee, not Dita Von Teese, but I totally understand the confusion.”
Man, I never thought the zombie apocalypse would start like this…
Nothing says class like a Jesus coffee table base.
I’m not even religious and that makes me uncomfortable.
“This will look great holding my cat’s litterbox!”
That’s the most painful looking dildo I’ve ever seen.
With room to spare.
Because you never know when you’ll run out of Jesus
The power of Christ compels you!
Doesn’t matter how many Jesus’s you buy, you’re not convincing anyone those sores are stigmata.
So, now matter how you set that thing down, some of the Jesuses (Jesi?) will be upside down? I don’t think that’s how the Romans did it.
What does SHE need with all of those Jesuses?
Someone call the folks at the Merriam-Webster. I found the picture for “blasphemy”.
guess jesse gave her an std and she’s hoping jesus will make it go away…its never going away
“This’ll go great next to my crying Mohammed on velvet!”
Must be helping Kim Kardashian set up a room for her bible study class. And God beheld the room, and the assembly, from the Heavens and uttered “damn, that’s skanky”.
The trash taking out the trash.
The anti-Christ holding Christ. Nope. I see no potential problems here.
Jesus wept. And Jesus wept. And Jesus wept. And Jesus wept. And Jesus wept. And Jesus wept.
So edgy! Maybe she should team up with Fat marilyn manson and trent reznor. They can all rip off Skinny Puppy and Alice Cooper some more together and shock us. Then all the sheep can praise them as geniuses and innovators.
This comes right off page 127 of the Predictable Shit To Do If You Are Covered In Tats and Dye Your Hair Black handbook.
Caption every Kat Von D photo with “Who Gives A Shit!”
On the other hand, it IS somewhat unique!
If she keeps effing with Jesus, she’ll likely have another “Jessie” episode.
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Kat Von D in West Hollywood. (February 1, 2012)