And now we know where the stolen hams went.

forgot to put on my butt lifting panties today…damn

I’d hate to be her dry cleaner – half of that dress is stuck in her ass crack.

Kim Kardashian soon to sued by the letter “W.”

She was probably wondering why people kept shouting “Hey Asshole.”

I’ve seen grandma’s with less spread

Drug mule… I mean donkey…

Kim was talking out of her ass again when the paparazzi caught her just as she inhaled.

Cannot unthink…. Plunging Waistline. Uuuuh

Nice Bra straps.

Lego Kardashian?

She must have to in there up to the elbow to wipe that ass

Baby got back. And shoulder.

I see huge asses every time I leave the house. This could be anybody.

Shouldn’t this section be called, “The Crap We Didn’t Miss?”

Shouldn’t the caption be ‘Kim Kardashian on Miami’?

Ugly ass skirt.

You decide where to put the hyphen.

Apparently the Cuban refugees she was smuggling out of Miami under her skirt got a little hungry and ate some Carne ASSada

This is what happens when all the jizz she’s collected in that ass shifts to one side…..

It’s a little late but Kim’s ass has finally flown south for the winter.

Surprised her mom hasn’t rented that thing out as a billboard.

Blue Moooooon…

You’re going to need to open that car door a little more or Hell with it just rip it off the hinges.

You’d think a woman with the amount of money she has would buy an appropriate bra to wear under he tank top! So tacky! Oh and her butt is lopsided guess she forgot to pump up one side! Gees that azz will be hitting the sidewalks pretty soon!

Looks like all the fat she had pumped into her ass with that Brazilian Butt Lift migrated north to fill up her empty head!