superficial

  1. it had to be said

    Mom’s in New York? Wha???

  2. EricLr

    Quick, run before she sees you! Once she lays into you, you’ll never be able to get away until she has told you the whole story of all her pregnancies. YOU COULD BE TRAPPED FOR DAYS MAN!!!

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    This woman was very hot at one time. No seriously. Really. Alright, don’t believe me.

  4. “No, seriously, Demi. Where did you get the Whip-Its?”

  5. Frunken

    Her pants are channeling Jon Hamm.

  6. This will teach her never to look at her reflection in a store window.

  7. Snack pack

    “Aye dios mio!”

  8. RobN

    Wow, she’s really well hung.

  9. In all fairness, NYC really IS pretty scary when your meds wear off.

  10. Frank The Duck

    “I can’t feel my face!!!”

  11. cc

    I stood beside her once when she was dating Agassi and he was in town for a tournament. She had the most amazing complexion. Time is cruel.

  12. SSHGuru

    How many rings does she carry?

  13. Welcome to the Shit House

    New York City smells like shit and piss. That shit and piss floats around in the air and gets all over you. Some people enjoy it, others get out. This is Brooke Shields in New York City.

  14. Nan

    Age is a bitch. But how on earth did she let herself get to the point where’s she looks older and uglier than most moms in America?

  15. DirtyFighter

    I dunno, I think Tom Hanks looks pretty good with his hair grown out.

  16. “Omigod, I just realized…Tom Cruise was right!”

  17. umreally?

    wow, nice penis

  18. Bigalkie

    Russell Brand scares himself as he walks by a mirror!

  19. Brooke Shields suddenly realizes she’s been dropped from the D-list for losing her MILF standing

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