1. it had to be said

    No, I’m sorry, the sign says not to pick up hitchhikers outside the asylum . . .

  2. EricLr

    Sure, I’ll sign your autograph right after you turn into a producer who can get me work.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Plastic surgeon’s office or the abortion clinic?

  4. “Thanks. I wear them to distract people from my face.”

  5. “Ms McGowan, we have finished your paling treatment yet!!!”

  6. Snack pack

    CD, care to comment on these shoes that you can almost see?

  7. cutthecrap

    pretty bad when your plastic surgery starts in the parking lot

  8. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    and here i thought a week would go by and no ex-Manson girl in TCWM section.

  9. yso serious

    It’s a funny world we live in.
    Speaking of which,
    do you know how I got these scars?

  10. JosieBelle

    “I’ve found that the tight pants always ensure people are looking at the camel toe, not the scars.”

  11. Justin Bieber

    Sunshine is that you ?

  12. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    How many Truffula Trees died to make those boots? Someone should throw some Lorax blood on this bitch.

  13. cc

    I’ve never been more baffled by women’s footware than I am at this moment.

  14. Looking at those shoes, I’d say she’s gotten over her fear of being in another car accident.

  15. So wait—she’s hooking now?

  16. Tight Pants

    “I specifically asked for the happy ending, okay? Don’t tell me ‘Liddy isn’t here today.’ Do you not see a paying customer in front of you? Who do you think owns half the building anyway? I’ll make another appointment, but I’m not walking back to my car wearing the same panties I go in with every again”.

  17. Blech

    Well, the doctor IS trying to warn her about wearing too-tight bottoms…

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