superficial

  1. it had to be said

    Put the cocaine right in here . . .

  2. YoMamma

    Good thing she wouldn’t think of nursing her baby or that baby would be efffffffed up right now.

  3. “See, my nose still has some cartilage. That just won’t do.”

  4. Willie Dixon

    She actually looks cute here. Go figure. Oh wait, she just looks drunk. Of course, I’m attracted to her.

  5. Cock Dr

    A little death around the eyes must be worth it for the baby weight loss.

  6. I don’t know what Britain’s Great Campaign is, but it looks a helluva lot like drunken charades.

  7. I wonder if she bent that in Beckham?

  8. Bonky

    I’ve never seen her so excited.

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Yep, the face of the ‘Britons grate’ campaign, right there

  10. The Brown Streak

    “And when i sneezed, the booger came out and it was this long! It just dangled there! I just didn’t know what to do!”

  11. Hank E. Ring

    Whitney was right, crack is whack.

  12. fartbucket

    Remember when Alanis Morissette used to look like this?

  13. This counts as a change of expression.

    Guys….we’re witnessing history here!!!

  14. Warren Piece

    Play a cursed video tape and she walks out of your TV.

  15. Blech

    She’s gonna need more help than that to put a smile on that frozen face of hers.

  16. Dervich

    Russell Brand, check.

  17. journalschism

    Hopefully she’s ordering a hit on the agent that suggested David Beckham do that Superbowl commercial.

  18. eddie

    Drunk and the B*** still dont smile

  19. CK

    Not pictured: Police officer administering sobriety check.

  20. Buddy the Elf

    She is godawful nasty.

  21. Felonious Monkey

    “If I press this acupressure point right here, it staves off hunger.”

  22. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    “No.. see… Wait… You were that, um… guy from that football… PSH! Sorry….. fuuuuuutball *burst out laughing-choking* … Anyone wanna go… to… White Castle?”

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