Put the cocaine right in here . . .
Good thing she wouldn’t think of nursing her baby or that baby would be efffffffed up right now.
“See, my nose still has some cartilage. That just won’t do.”
She actually looks cute here. Go figure. Oh wait, she just looks drunk. Of course, I’m attracted to her.
A little death around the eyes must be worth it for the baby weight loss.
I don’t know what Britain’s Great Campaign is, but it looks a helluva lot like drunken charades.
I wonder if she bent that in Beckham?
I’ve never seen her so excited.
Yep, the face of the ‘Britons grate’ campaign, right there
“And when i sneezed, the booger came out and it was this long! It just dangled there! I just didn’t know what to do!”
Whitney was right, crack is whack.
Remember when Alanis Morissette used to look like this?
This counts as a change of expression.
Guys….we’re witnessing history here!!!
She’s like, “see…I smile. “
Play a cursed video tape and she walks out of your TV.
She’s gonna need more help than that to put a smile on that frozen face of hers.
Russell Brand, check.
Hopefully she’s ordering a hit on the agent that suggested David Beckham do that Superbowl commercial.
Drunk and the B*** still dont smile
Not pictured: Police officer administering sobriety check.
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