Nathan Lane plus Nutrisystem = winner!
You know what they call that facial hair right? Prison Pussy
The Situation’s ass in mine
Wild Bill Hick”cock”…
I don’t understand. What movie is casting for someone to play “Young Billy Bob Thornton”?
“But Senor! You are not manscaped!”
“Soul patch? I call this my taint buffer”
The “Dirty Sanchez”
Wow, Ryan Seacrest looks old ….
His Selleck is the color of mocha.
Livin’ La Vida Ducha.
Uhhhh…has anybody seen Beavis?
¿I’ll tumble for you?
The closest he’ll ever get to an exposed button.
Some guys like a landing strip.
If you comb your hair that way, eventually the face starts to follow.
Wow, first he comes out…then he grooms and prepares his appearance for gay porn. Funny how coming out does that.
didn’t take him long to catch ‘the aids’.
See, Kiedis? Dees is hou yoo do de gaystache!
He will always be the kid from Menudo on my lunchbox.
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Ricky Martin at the MAC Viva Glam Party in New York City. (February 16, 2012)