1. it had to be said

    Nathan Lane plus Nutrisystem = winner!

  2. You know what they call that facial hair right? Prison Pussy

  3. Jaycee

    The Situation’s ass in mine

  4. Employee

    Mustache Rides!

  5. Wild Bill Hick”cock”…

  6. I don’t understand. What movie is casting for someone to play “Young Billy Bob Thornton”?

  7. Bane

    “But Senor! You are not manscaped!”

  8. “Soul patch? I call this my taint buffer”

  9. sheldon

    The “Dirty Sanchez”

  10. KungFu Panda

    Wow, Ryan Seacrest looks old ….

  11. His Selleck is the color of mocha.

  12. Livin’ La Vida Ducha.

  13. The Brown Streak

    Uhhhh…has anybody seen Beavis?

  14. Arroz Con Pollo

    ¿I’ll tumble for you?

  15. journalschism

    The closest he’ll ever get to an exposed button.

  16. Some guys like a landing strip.

  17. tlmck

    If you comb your hair that way, eventually the face starts to follow.

  18. AteIsEnough

    Wow, first he comes out…then he grooms and prepares his appearance for gay porn. Funny how coming out does that.

  19. jeffiner

    didn’t take him long to catch ‘the aids’.

  20. See, Kiedis? Dees is hou yoo do de gaystache!

  21. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    He will always be the kid from Menudo on my lunchbox.

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