Caught his pube mound in his zipper, I see.
Did he see a bald beav?
Uvula extraction is all the rage fro today’s British celebs.
Fucker needs to have his tonsils removed…
Ahhhh, sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found yoooooooou!
not pictured, worlds biggest ball of pubes
“…I said I’D LIKE ANOTHER GIN AND TONIC!!!”
That’s a lot of make-up, buddy.
This is the scene where Frodo slips on the ring and gets stabbed by the ringwraiths, right?
The worst punishment a Brit can get is to be exiled to France.
of which Madrid must be the capital.
An extra two inches taller with his mouth open.
i miss BP:(
“See, I swallowed it all. Can I go in now?”
“I wish there was another harry potter book!!!” Get it? Cause his career super sucks now.
The Tongue in Grey
Bring on the black microphone.
“Crowds! Give me a drink.”
That lovable Harry Potter that captivated a generation has grown up to be a douche that nobody likes.
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won’t come again
And don’t speak too soon
For the wheel’s still in spin
And there’s no tellin’ who
That it’s namin’.
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin’
“I KNOW! I didn’t think I could act as anything else but Harry Potter either!”
Hermoine: Professor Mcgonagall quickly what’s the spell to remove invisible dicks!
Harry: No leave it be I bought these at Fred and George’s shop last night.
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