1. it had to be said

    Caught his pube mound in his zipper, I see.

  2. Did he see a bald beav?

  3. Willie Dixon

    Uvula extraction is all the rage fro today’s British celebs.

  4. Fucker needs to have his tonsils removed…

  5. Ahhhh, sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found yoooooooou!

  6. dooood

    not pictured, worlds biggest ball of pubes

  7. “…I said I’D LIKE ANOTHER GIN AND TONIC!!!”

  8. Cover your dead

    That’s a lot of make-up, buddy.

  9. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    This is the scene where Frodo slips on the ring and gets stabbed by the ringwraiths, right?

  10. The Brown Streak

    The worst punishment a Brit can get is to be exiled to France.

  11. An extra two inches taller with his mouth open.

  12. broduh jenner

    i miss BP:(

  13. hbw

    “See, I swallowed it all. Can I go in now?”

  14. Blonde

    “I wish there was another harry potter book!!!” Get it? Cause his career super sucks now.

  15. skidmark

    The Tongue in Grey

  16. Kimmy Ster

    Bring on the black microphone.

  17. Buddy the Elf

    “Crowds! Give me a drink.”

  18. Fashionably Spaztastic

    That lovable Harry Potter that captivated a generation has grown up to be a douche that nobody likes.

    And keep your eyes wide
    The chance won’t come again
    And don’t speak too soon
    For the wheel’s still in spin
    And there’s no tellin’ who
    That it’s namin’.
    For the loser now
    Will be later to win
    For the times they are a-changin’

  19. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    “I KNOW! I didn’t think I could act as anything else but Harry Potter either!”

  20. Bam

    Hermoine: Professor Mcgonagall quickly what’s the spell to remove invisible dicks!

    Harry: No leave it be I bought these at Fred and George’s shop last night.

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