1. it had to be said

    I don’t know that I believe Brillo Head as a new super hero, but if Seal keeps hanging with him, it might work.

  2. Apparently big bird is finger lickin’ good.

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    OMG. That raisin looks like Jesus!

  4. Is that so he knows where his hands end?

  5. He’s slated to play Snake Eyes in the next GI Joe movie.

  6. The Brown Streak

    “No, Shakira was attacked by a sea lion…not me. I was getting a manicure at the time.”

  7. I thought his penis was tipped in gold?

  8. Rooster

    outta my fucking way, the camera room alarm is going off!

  9. Looks like the Terminator fell asleep in a tanning bed.

  10. Blech

    ‘Full-on Monet… From far away he’s OK, but up close he’s a big ol’ mess.’

  11. Sarah

    That’s why Heidi left him, he got that super gay nail fungus

  12. Buddy the Elf

    You cant tell from the photo, but its pretty bright in Australia at night. In the airport.

  13. Seargent Fro

    Bro, the nail polish and gay ass sunglasses at night we can let slide but you’re pronating and that will not stand. Man pass revoked.

  14. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Oh, I get it! The nail polish is so the air traffic controllers can see him boarding planes at night! GENIUS!

  15. Codot

    There’s a seal I wouldn’t mind clubbing with.

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