superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Still not liking penis, huh? I’ll ask again next week.

  2. it had to be said

    I wonder what it would take to get her and ScarJo in a lesbian scene.

  3. *sigh* I live in New York City. Why don’t I ever come across any of these people on the street? Okay…I did pass Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn on the sidewalk a couple of weeks ago, but it’s not the same thing.

  4. Bonky

    Amber Heard, a poor womans Scarlett Johansson.

  5. The Brown Streak

    “Yup, that makes 13 blonde white girls this week. I’m on a roll.”

  6. Optimus Primitive

    She may be a pretend lesbian but the look on her face says: See the guy behind me? He just came in his pants.

  7. Clyde Frawg

    Oh yes you’re adorable you little cutie, now go wash the dishes for Daddy.

  8. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Really, you thought I was Scarlet Johansen?

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