Still not liking penis, huh? I’ll ask again next week.
I wonder what it would take to get her and ScarJo in a lesbian scene.
Pretty sure the standard to get any two chicks to go at it is two drinks, so I’d start there.
Really? Damn. I bought all those guns for nothing…
That’s it? I was born in the wrong era.
That’s two drinks apiece so, you know, no top shelf stuff.
*sigh* I live in New York City. Why don’t I ever come across any of these people on the street? Okay…I did pass Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn on the sidewalk a couple of weeks ago, but it’s not the same thing.
I saw Randy Quaid on the street in Vancouver once. He was holding a sign that said “will ramble about conspiracies for money”
I saw Sinead O Connor yesterday. Thank God she didn’t see me.
Were you behind her?
Tell the truth. You did run right home and spank it. I thought so.
Amber Heard, a poor womans Scarlett Johansson.
That’s exactly what I thought !
A cottage cheese assed-less Scarjo, you mean.
I’m pretty sure anyone who isn’t insane would pick Amber Heard over Scarlett Johansson.
One is a young, hot lesbian without cottage-cheese ass who has gotten naked on screen, the other is Scarlett Johansson.
Not really a difficult choice.
I disagree. I’d fuck her and I’m a straight girl and don’t know how. I think I could figure it out though.
Amber Heard…never that smug Jo-whatever bitch.
“Yup, that makes 13 blonde white girls this week. I’m on a roll.”
She may be a pretend lesbian but the look on her face says: See the guy behind me? He just came in his pants.
I did not
Oh yes you’re adorable you little cutie, now go wash the dishes for Daddy.
Really, you thought I was Scarlet Johansen?
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