1. dontkillthemessenger

    The only thing on her in this picture that’s real is “some” of the skin around her elbow. Maybe.

  2. it had to be said

    What a complete disaster.

    • It’s what happens when you don’t have any appreciable talent.

      • it had to be said

        Maybe, but I don’t have any appreciable talent and my clothes don’t look like I mugged Joseph and took his Dreamcoat.

      • FDrBn

        “Maybe, but I don’t have any appreciable talent and my clothes don’t look like I mugged Joseph and took his Dreamcoat”
        - HAHAHA! Well said!

  3. Cock Dr


  4. Oen

    You’re pretty much garbage when Chris Brown wont even consider punching you in the face.

  5. That is one spooky-looking chick!

  6. I thought RuPaul would look older.

  7. That’s one ugly dude. Having extra fingers on her right hand doesn’t help either.

    • Nono

      WTF why does she have an extra finger?

    • spartacus

      The finger on the extreeme right of the ‘hand’ is actually the thumb from her left hand on the other side of her body. I struggle to feel comfortable using the term ‘hand’ with regards to this photo.

  8. JC

    Who turned the Partridge Family bus into a dress?

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    It’s not nice the way the other painters made fun of Mondrian

  10. The Brown Streak

    Poor guy in the back…he’s out to scout for a 70′s sitcom and can’t find one single person to fill the part.

  11. keepinitrealgoeswrong

    She is a Fucking Hose Beast. Yuck.

  12. Deacon Jones

    She literally looks like baboon without the tail. Colored facial markings and everything.

  13. Contusion

    Looks like the Partridge Family bus with a bad wig.

  14. Ha Ha

    She looks like those dressed up monkeys from Lancelot Link.

  15. hbw

    I don’t care, I would wreck that chick.

  16. Colostomy Bag

    Funny how this chick got famous the moment the black folk started to have too much fun on the back of the fact of Lady Gaga being foisted on the white folk.

  17. NOI

    Everything on her screams “I WANT TO BE A WHITE GURL!!”
    And I do know how to spell girl.

  18. Ugh-ly screech owl!!!

  19. AnnaDraconida


  20. Truk

    She looks like a Bizarro Amy Winehouse… just our luck , this one will outlive the sun probably.

  21. Armando

    Just as ridiculous as showing up at the grammys with the pope.

  22. spartacus

    If I saw this in the street, I would go look for something to hit it with, stone, 2″X4″ piece of timber, 7 Iron, anything, That face will haunt my nightmares for days to come now, thanks Superficial.

  23. tlmck

    Jabba the Hutt Barbie.

  24. journalschism

    Alice The Goon after a 90s makeover.

  25. Star Droppings

    Christina Aguilera finally realized nobody will notice a little run if she sprays on a few extra layers of self-tanner.

  26. Brit

    Ru Paul’s certainly put on some weight…

  27. Siloporcen7

    No “compression dress” (Herve Leger bandage dress) analysis?

  28. Doctor Science

    This is what happens when you don’t have sex with real people and use too much vibrator, the plastic goes to your brain.

  29. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    I heard about this new conception that does not involve sperm. Guess Nicki Agulera is the first proof of this new scientific endeavor.

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