Uh, Jude, you know how the Japanese take their shoes off a lot? Socks, mate, socks.
All that coat fabric and not enough for socks…
High water rising, rising everyday.
“Here Jude is displaying an awesome triple plunging neckline that says ‘who needs a scarf when you can have chest hair?’ Rowr, Mr. Law!”
“Konichiwa, bitches. Did I get that right? The ‘bitches’ part, I mean.”
I can hear Sienna Miller laughing.
“…so the waiter says, ‘I said flied lice, you plick!’ Hahahahaha…”
“No, I’m not ‘Phil Corrins’, assholes!”
Jude, the tsunami was a year ago…you can roll the pants down
See you on Saturday. McFeely.
Barley recognized with without his cadre of bastard children and abused nannies.
“No, I am not Phil Collins.”
Sorry, Stinky. Stepped on your line. Mybad.
You’re no son! You’re no son of mine!
“Yeah, I may look like a scrawny, homeless twink, but I am taller than ALL of you so I win. Sayonara! “
His hair isn’t receding, it’s seceding.
“You may have heard about my Socks Appeal”
Just shave it off dude… shave it all off.
A Clockwork Asshole.
They stole his socks and made him bend over… forplay japanese way?
Phil Collins called. He wants his hairdo back.
Michael Stipe looks surprisingly good in black, given his sunny demeanor!
Crouching Jude, Hidden Buttplug
Jude what happened? You were gorgeous once!! :(
Yeah, like wtf. On the bright side, my husband no longer feels he has to end Jude Law. (shrug).
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