1. it had to be said

    Uh, Jude, you know how the Japanese take their shoes off a lot? Socks, mate, socks.

  2. Teledildonics

    High water rising, rising everyday.

  3. Willie Dixon

    “Here Jude is displaying an awesome triple plunging neckline that says ‘who needs a scarf when you can have chest hair?’ Rowr, Mr. Law!”

  4. “Konichiwa, bitches. Did I get that right? The ‘bitches’ part, I mean.”

  5. Cock Dr

    I can hear Sienna Miller laughing.

  6. “…so the waiter says, ‘I said flied lice, you plick!’ Hahahahaha…”

  7. “No, I’m not ‘Phil Corrins’, assholes!”

  8. Jude, the tsunami was a year ago…you can roll the pants down

  9. Barley recognized with without his cadre of bastard children and abused nannies.

  10. “No, I am not Phil Collins.”

  11. Bonky

    “Yeah, I may look like a scrawny, homeless twink, but I am taller than ALL of you so I win. Sayonara! “

  12. Clown Shoes

    His hair isn’t receding, it’s seceding.

  13. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “You may have heard about my Socks Appeal”

  14. Blonde

    Just shave it off dudeā€¦ shave it all off.

  15. journalschism

    A Clockwork Asshole.

  16. JustSaying

    They stole his socks and made him bend over… forplay japanese way?

  17. King Diamond

    Phil Collins called. He wants his hairdo back.

  18. Nobody

    Michael Stipe looks surprisingly good in black, given his sunny demeanor!

  19. cutthecrap

    Crouching Jude, Hidden Buttplug

  20. Jude what happened? You were gorgeous once!! :(

  21. Buddy the Elf

    That outfit is fucked up in ANY country.

  22. Steve from Wisconson

    “Do you know why? Because your STUPID that’s why. Bugger off camera man, bugger to ‘ell and back. Stupid camera man. Maybe my socks are wedged down in my shoes, you ever think of that Genius? As if you never forgot your sox. Bugger off! Oh all of you laughing now eh? Tell you what, can’t see my hands now. Sell your STUPID picutures now with no hands. Who’s a sorry bugger for givin me guff about forgettin me sox, now? Sell your STUPID pics now. Bangers and Mash!”

  23. Siloporcen7

    He’s a foppish little minx, isn’t he?

  24. The minute he saw the receding hairline was the minute he decided the last fraction of a fuck had already been given.

  25. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Jude Law is the auctioneer for that storage show now?

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