1. it had to be said

    Jesus, Dieter, quit trying to Force choke people. It doesn’t work, OK?

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    I always expect to see douche and crazy side by side.

  3. Sean Connery

    “Give me the medallion Dr. Jones or the girl will die.”

  4. Willie Dixon

    I bet Dieter has a burn from an amulet that reveals the location of the Lost Ark on his other hand.

  5. Cock Dr

    Earth to Keanu….do you copy?

  6. “Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him! Liebe mein affe-monkey!”

    And his name is Dieter! Screeeeee!

  7. Bane

    That’s the same face Keanu makes in all his movies. Acting! Brilliant! Thank you!

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    You can’t plasticise plastic Doctor Dieter! Are you mad?

  9. Bonky

    “Please, no more questions. Mr Reeves has gone into a deep trance, focusing on Hot Pockets or Skittles or something and can’t be disturbed.”

  10. Keanu looks like he took the blue pill this time.

  11. The Brown Streak

    “Stop! In the name of love…”

  12. ‘Kosslick’.

    I feel like there should be a joke in there somewhere.

  13. Colostomy Bag

    How easy iz it to hypnotise zis fool? I just flingz out my hand zo, wiggle me pudgy fingerz, and bingo.

  14. Jonas Grumby

    “Stop! In the name of love . . .”

  15. Joaquin ingles

    “Nyet, don’t keel me! I never hear of how you say Speed 2.”

  16. RHawk

    Bill has not aged well. Oh well, be excellent to each other and party on, dudes.

  17. Sarah

    No flash photography why Mr. Reeves is making poopies.

  18. CMK

    “Can the boy tell time?”
    “Oh, my Lord, no!”

  19. Frau Berjling

    “Unt over here we’ll have a nice fireplace vit a mantle, you like a mantle? Then ve’ll have vundeful tapestries all along the staircase, but nothing too old we’ll keep it hip. Haha! Now you said you liked movie memorabilia, what do you fink of Uberman? Maybe a nice Clark Kent vax shtatue? Something big and hulking in the betroom? Oh shiester! I chipped a nail.”

  20. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    “No, no! It’s the real person! I am grabbing him from behind and he is clenching!”

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