Jesus, Dieter, quit trying to Force choke people. It doesn’t work, OK?
I always expect to see douche and crazy side by side.
Cardboard and pasty side-by-side…
“Give me the medallion Dr. Jones or the girl will die.”
I bet Dieter has a burn from an amulet that reveals the location of the Lost Ark on his other hand.
Earth to Keanu….do you copy?
He looks completely jet lagged/hungover.
“Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him! Liebe mein affe-monkey!”
And his name is Dieter! Screeeeee!
Unt now we dance!!! Sprockets!
That’s the same face Keanu makes in all his movies. Acting! Brilliant! Thank you!
No, Thank YOU, Master Thespian.
You can’t plasticise plastic Doctor Dieter! Are you mad?
“Please, no more questions. Mr Reeves has gone into a deep trance, focusing on Hot Pockets or Skittles or something and can’t be disturbed.”
Keanu looks like he took the blue pill this time.
“Stop! In the name of love…”
I feel like there should be a joke in there somewhere.
How easy iz it to hypnotise zis fool? I just flingz out my hand zo, wiggle me pudgy fingerz, and bingo.
FUcking LOL> :D
“Stop! In the name of love . . .”
“Nyet, don’t keel me! I never hear of how you say Speed 2.”
Oops, I guess he’s German. Oh well.
Bill has not aged well. Oh well, be excellent to each other and party on, dudes.
No flash photography why Mr. Reeves is making poopies.
“Can the boy tell time?”
“Oh, my Lord, no!”
“Unt over here we’ll have a nice fireplace vit a mantle, you like a mantle? Then ve’ll have vundeful tapestries all along the staircase, but nothing too old we’ll keep it hip. Haha! Now you said you liked movie memorabilia, what do you fink of Uberman? Maybe a nice Clark Kent vax shtatue? Something big and hulking in the betroom? Oh shiester! I chipped a nail.”
“No, no! It’s the real person! I am grabbing him from behind and he is clenching!”
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Keanu Reeves and Dieter Kosslick at the premiere of Side By Side during the 62nd Berlin International Film Festival. (February 15, 2012)