Brigitte Nielsen promoting her book "You Only Get One Life" in Wien, Austria. (February 15, 2012)
Billy Idol and Rosanne Rosanadana perform at a mall in Austria.
holy shit yes hahaha
nice old SNL reference.
Sing “Sweet Dreams are made of this!”
as long as we are going with an 80s theme….
Max Headroom looks much better with the sunglasses on.
After Flavor Flave, she just lost her taste for black microphones.
“How did I get my first acting job? Let me show you.”
So is that the one book she sold?
500,000 Austrians turned out to see Brigitte Nielsen promoting her book “I Used To Be Somebody”.
Please buy MY upcoming book about Brigitte Nielsen …”One life is one too many!”
Oh stop Jim Carrey! What will the pair of you get up to next.
There’s always a guy in the background pissing on the crowd.
“I been tryink to tell zis Jew person on mein reicht…i mean, right…dat real vomen, real Teutonic vomen, are tall und blonde mit ein grossen titties from silicone macht…zis small Jew person is not schmart und does not belieef me…”
This book will not sell well to the Hindu demographic.
“Watch as my assistant eats my book…AMAZING!!!”
They are making the skin awfully thin on Terminators these days.
“And for the reading portion of tonight, I’ve chosen Chapter 9: Savoring the Flav.” Upon seductively removing her dentures, she proceeds to eagerly glide her tongue along the length of the mic, never once breaking eye contact with her horrified audience.
“sun down you better take care if I find you been creeping round my back stair”
“…and Mine is Clearly Near its End.”
“I mean, how many more jokes can you make about Foofey Foofey and me?”
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