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  1. Anon

    Would I get a lot of flak if I said she looks better in a dress like this than in a bikini? Shows off her assets (face, boobs) and hides the thick and chubby midsection and weird hips/butt.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Kanye’s been there and done that.

  3. it had to be said

    I feel like this alternate universe Lohan, where she is not a junkie.

    • spartacus

      +1 LiLo has made such a cock-up of her life, this could have been her, LiLo looks like she could be her mum.

  4. The Brown Streak

    She’s having a Dinklage fantasy.

  5. skunk

    i wanna be Up in her

  6. Why did they photoshop Peter Dinklage out of the photo? Racism?

  7. Bane

    Is she leaning on something invisible?

  8. Clown Shoes

    “I’m a little teapot, short and stout…”

  9. Contusion

    She looks 19…plus 20

  10. Joaquin ingles

    Chicks like this look great when they’re young and working out all the time, but THEN…

  11. ill_cut_ya

    Wow…those of you commenting that she has a “weird shape” and such must have world class girlfriends/wives/fuck buddies/whatever. Post pics, please. Or, you’re just a bunch of fucking morons.

    • Bring It

      I’m with you “Ill_cut_ya”…these fucking morons are typing this shit with the stain of cheetos on their fingers and the stench of D&D/WOW life fail from their parents basements, but yet they think they’d ever be able to get anything remotely similar to the same sport as her.

    • Yeah, I’m pretty sure her “weird shape” will fit perfectly atop my face.

  12. Mike Hockhurtz

    Gimme that weird shape. I’d motorboat her for hours and then wear her like a pair of sunglasses!

  13. Get the fuck in shape

    Not eating right, not exercising, not sleeping regularly. All the basic shit we take for granted she is failing at miserably. If she doesn’t get her shit together she is bound for LIndsay Lohan land.

  14. Sliver

    “And this is me driving”.

  15. gigi

    shame, poor Katie…. just a couple cheeseburgers, some Ben & Jerry’s & lazy night at home away from the deluge…

  16. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    ‘You must be this tall to ride me.’

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