Kate Upton at Haze Nightclub at Aria Resort and Casino Las Vegas. (February 15, 2012)
Would I get a lot of flak if I said she looks better in a dress like this than in a bikini? Shows off her assets (face, boobs) and hides the thick and chubby midsection and weird hips/butt.
She’s got blonde hair and big jugs, other than that, I don’t get all of the hype. Her midsection is odd and she has no muscle tone.
I agree with you, BonerJamz, she does have an odd shape. Her shape is not the oddest shape I’ve seen, but it’s up there, right next to Brooklyn Decker’s.
You won’t get any flack from me. I think she looks better this way. Her face is much cuter than I thought it was.
Nope because you are correct. She looks smoking here.
However, she is a little “chunky”.
Not from me. Sure, if she was a regular girl that a regular guy brought home, she’d be a 11 and he’d be the fucking man. But by Hollywood standards, she’s still pretty hot, but a touch overrated, I’d say an 8. Those hips/midsection are fine now, keep in mind she’s what, 18 or 19? It’s not going to be as cute and pretty in 5-10.
that’s what ive been saying
She has a weird bodyshape that doesn’t always photograph well. But if you watch her in video’s, she’s very thin.
Don’t care. Would do.
motorboating works just fine with ‘odd shapes’
Kanye’s been there and done that.
oh for fucks sake please no. you lie. YOU LIE!
I feel like this alternate universe Lohan, where she is not a junkie.
+1 LiLo has made such a cock-up of her life, this could have been her, LiLo looks like she could be her mum.
She’s having a Dinklage fantasy.
i wanna be Up in her
Why did they photoshop Peter Dinklage out of the photo? Racism?
Is “Little People” a race?
Dwarves are a race. You never played D&D?
I thought we weren’t suppose to use that ter…… Aw fuck it. Yeah they are dwarves. They are now big players in World of Warcraft
Little people race??? Is this on the “Ocho?” Count me in!!!
Is she leaning on something invisible?
“I’m a little teapot, short and stout…”
She looks 19…plus 20
Chicks like this look great when they’re young and working out all the time, but THEN…
Wow…those of you commenting that she has a “weird shape” and such must have world class girlfriends/wives/fuck buddies/whatever. Post pics, please. Or, you’re just a bunch of fucking morons.
I’m with you “Ill_cut_ya”…these fucking morons are typing this shit with the stain of cheetos on their fingers and the stench of D&D/WOW life fail from their parents basements, but yet they think they’d ever be able to get anything remotely similar to the same sport as her.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure her “weird shape” will fit perfectly atop my face.
Gimme that weird shape. I’d motorboat her for hours and then wear her like a pair of sunglasses!
Not eating right, not exercising, not sleeping regularly. All the basic shit we take for granted she is failing at miserably. If she doesn’t get her shit together she is bound for LIndsay Lohan land.
i would really love to see a picture of you.
i mean it
“And this is me driving”.
shame, poor Katie…. just a couple cheeseburgers, some Ben & Jerry’s & lazy night at home away from the deluge…
‘You must be this tall to ride me.’
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