1. Good lord. That name.

  2. Minky Wail

    “Honey you look enough like Zachary Quinto already, you don’t need to sit there with your mouth open.”

  3. I am confident enough in my sexuality to admit that his beard is very pretty.

    • Damn pretty IMO ‘smear’. A+ bod and great legs too!
      The look on her face says ‘WHEN, oh Lord,,,is hanging out with this loser going to pay off?’.

  4. Icehawg

    So is “beard” a full time job you can, like, just apply for now?

  5. waynemoores

    My God, have no idea who the hot babe is but Jesus, it looks for all the world like an older sister taking her mentally challenged younger brother out for some fresh air. Who dresses him? Shea La Douche?

  6. cmonreally

    Bland Egg-swallower?

  7. ‘I chew gangrened balls’ is an anagram of her name. Just saying.

  8. Slappy Magoo

    Wearing a Batman T to a fashion show? What a rebel. What’s next, Sucking a cock on your wedding night?

    Sorry, wrong use of punctuation. What’s next: Sucking a cock on your wedding night.

  9. Vlad

    I’m Batman!

    That’s nice Joe, please be quiet.

    I’m Batman!

    Okay, Joe, you’re embarrassing me.

    I’m Batman!

  10. “Helo! I am Retardo Montobaun! Care to sit on my lap pretty ladee?”

  11. his tongue looks like he rubbed the black off a dick

  12. He thinks they’re about to see ‘The Lego Movie’.

  13. That is fucking amazing…you can’t even see her lips move.

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