Kim Kardashian in Beverly Hills. (February 12, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
The jokes write themselves.
Those clothes are a little to tight on her.
Shouldn’t she just wear a Moo-Moo?
“Shamu said if I could just keester his stash for abit, I could have all the Scooby-Snax I want. Now if I can just make it from Orlando to San Diego. GGNNNNGGGHHHH! -Oh who am I kidding? I got this!”
in black and white all I can see is Shamu
all I see is a COW!! MOO MOO GOD DAMMIT MOOOO!!!
That’s a LOT of leather to cover her bottom half.
I bet those happy cows in California are so happy now.
mooo moooooo fucking hell MOOOOOOOOOOO
She’s a female version of Buffalo Bill – she’s dealing with years of systematic abuse by skinning cows to make a cow suit in hopes of transforming into a more desirable state.
She’s going to need a bigger cow.
Would it be so hard to wear a fucking loose, flowing dress?
Her ass is her trademark. In a loose, flowing dress she would be just a dumpy woman.
She IS a dumpy woman. All the paps constantly following this BEAST turn my stomach. MOO.
From hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale.
This cunt wears costumes, not clothes.
well, at least they found the source of the contaminated meat from last week.
Ugly bitch is getting fat again
It’s like “Silence of the Moooooo”
So many cute little cows lost there lives in the making of this picture. *sniff* Moo.
Look at the Tranny with the woody….
That boner explains why she is with Kanye.
So they killed 15 cows to get enough leather to cover one cow’s ass.
There was a time when I would have still thought about fucking her. But now I’m afraid that “Kanye West” is just the common name of an obscure venereal disease.
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