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  1. If my brother looked like this I wouldn’t let him around my kids.

  2. Gin&Tonic

    I was about to make a pedophile joke but the first two posters beat me to it. That’s one creepy looking mofo

  3. “The night is ours! Ha Ha! And the meth. The meth is ours!”

  4. Slappy Magoo

    …I’m not even going to touch that fly over there. They’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll say “Why that nice Mrs. Law wouldn’t even hurt a fly…”

  5. Imagine that, peeking through your curtains.

  6. Bob

    The new comedy/tragedy masks: Dealt It and Smelt It.

  7. Hairstyles brought to you by: The Lollipop Guild and Flock of Seagulls

  8. fred

    Jude Law staring in the off-broadway production of Sling Blade: The Musical (February 12, 2014).

    -fixed it.

  9. nobody's second cousin

    Also rockin’ the scary old man look. But not Keith Richards.

  10. “Has anybody seen my knife?”

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