superficial

  1. It’s nice of Amber to bring her dad to a premiere.

  2. Is that Amber’s Cousin, Spike, from Needles?

  3. Jade

    Johnny’s officially looking old, and she looks more like a daughter than a girlfriend.

  4. “Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me J…”

  5. Gin&Tonic

    Little by little she’s slowing starting to look like his ex baby momma.

  6. “Well, she made me give up my pirate gear, but I’m a better man for it. Or, at least, I’m hitting that ass like a methed up boxer.”

  7. journalschism

    The Doctor has found his TARTASS.

  8. Unbathed pirate > etiolated John Waters?

  9. “I was an ol’ dyke but then I realized my career could only survive with ol’ dick”

  10. Slappy Magoo

    “Daddy? Tell me again how your face burned off after looking into the Ark of the Covenant?”

  11. nobody's second cousin

    He’s starting to look like a scary old man. And Keith Richards.

  12. coljack

    People wondered how Amber Heard could go from being attracted to women to being engaged to Johnny Depp…until Johnny started looking more and more like Diane Keaton.

  13. thecrazybetty

    they both looked possessed by satan.

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