Christine Baumgartner and Kevin Costner at the premiere of '3 Days To Kill' in Los Angeles. (February 12, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
There’s always a white man saying it all with his eyes…
Oggle them and they will come.
Staring at the cleavage and playing with your pud through your pocket? The man is a pro.
Sings to himself: “Everything I do, I do it for these boobs.”
She whips out her sweater puppies you silently play pocket pool and screw subtlety. THAT’S the CHICAGO way!
My eyes are up here…but yeah, that’s my talent
“I can see my reflection in my shoe.”
“Damn, I just lost my gum down there..”
“Look at dem tig ol’ bitties”
That is soooo clever!
“No, no everybody. You misunderstand. I’m not looking at her tits. I’m hiding my adam’s apple. Turns out Bruce Jenner was on to something.”
“No, no. You misunderstand everybody. I wasn’t looking at her tits. I’m was hiding my adam’s apple. Yeah, it turns out Bruce Jenner was on to something.”
“C’mon, girl, smush those puppies in here tighter…there ya go!”
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