1. Terd Fergueson

    “You put starch on my shirts one more time, and you’ll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong.”

  2. Minky Wail

    “Kate says to tell you “Thanks again’ for that powdered rhino horn.”

  3. crb

    “Now, I must kill you for insulting the Shao Lin Temple! But first, I must breakdance through a warehouse full of landscaping tools!”

  4. Gin&tonic

    Wait for it: the ninja-chop to the royal adam’s apple is mere seconds away…

  5. waynemoores

    Wow…morphing into Charles already. Remember it seems just like yesterday I was thinking, lucky for him he inherited mom’s good looks and the family loot. Now the Queen is nearly broke and he looks like his old man. Wow…best laid plans and all that. Next Kate will be dumping him to the curb for some Arab billionaire. I put the over/under on that as -2 years!

    • cmonreally

      No no no no no. Kate has waited too damn long for her ring, and she isn’t going to let the crown slip through her vice-like fingers. She’ll be with Wills forever.

  6. “I know what it’s like to be in your shoes….jinx!…ha ha…wait, what?”

  7. wow, they just hike The Illegal Wildlife Trade conference right out on the open? shame on you Jackie.

  8. Vlad

    Thank you Father, that was a lovely sermon.

    I’m not your father!

  9. Nutlicker

    “Oh my god,you Malcom in middle!”
    “No,I’m not.”
    ”Yesh,you aww.”

  10. “That was a lovely dinner. As you know the royal family has undergone some harsh financial times and I would like to pay for our dinner by having my servants and bodyguards wash the dishes.

  11. El Cacas

    Dindn’t Kato wore a mask and a hat ?

  12. “All this time I thought you were Chewish. Get it? Chinese… Jewish…Chewish?”

    I think I’ll board the plane now…

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