Pretty sure this is the Golden Cow that almost lost us the 10 commandments.
At first I thought it was Kim Kardashian after a shower.
You just won the internet.
you sure she’s pregnant?
RIP – I miss her crazy.
I miss her like 1991 Guess Jeans girl, not so much 2005 “I need a pickle” girl.
Her son would be so humiliated by this.
Don’t worry, our little Stodden will be sure to pick right back up where Anna left off.
Too bad she thought Golden Palace was a chinese restaurant.
I think I know why it wasn’t used as an ad…
This was why she was never a GoDaddy girl.
This version of Pris does nothing for me…at all.
Pris has apparently been binging at IHOP.
i want more food. fucker.
I was also disappointed this had nothing to do with Blade Runner.
Golden Palace and a dank scary cave…this really illustrates the dichotomy that Occupy Wall Street is talking about.
Probably too cerebral for this crowd.
ME NO UNDERSTAND DICHOTOMYS TALK BOOBS MORE
That poor whore.
Did….Did they build it in her uterus?
So, you’re saying she’s alive in this picture? You sure about that?
You may be right about that, kimmy. On the day this picture was taken, a rather large Korean gentleman in a dark suit and bowler hat was seen leaving this room.
isn’t there some kind of shame factor here?
She looks like someone inflated Courtney Love.
This was taken after she died, right?
It is all in the placement. She needed the URL on her ass/hip with an oblique-back shot that didn’t define the total width of her rear. I won’t even start with the hair and make-up.
She was a natural beauty. It probably wouldn’t have hurt to dry her out for a week (or until noon) before this shoot. She did public-crazy like no other.
So, that’s why she died. That whole covered in gold paint thing. I just thought she was f’d up.
Dude, the Daryl Hannah style replicant machine is WAY overdue for a calibration.
Sean Connery showed up expecting Honor Blackman.
Harrison Ford showed up expecting Pris.
They both went straight to the nearest bar and got shit-faced.
Anna Nicole giggled, and had a few more pills.
Everyone slept soundly that night.
I Love Goooold!
Is the sad clown face hovering above her head a self portrait or her conscience?
This is what I imagine the writers of Glee would have also come up with if put in charge of this project.
Get it? Because they’re the fucking worst?
Thank God she’ll never do this again.
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Anna Nicole Smith poses in a never-before-seen ad for GoldenPalace.com. (2006)