superficial

  1. Anyone seen the other seven reindeer?

  2. Senor Trout

    Recently took second place in the ‘Most Likely to be First Jersey Shore Alum to Shoot a Double Anal Porn Scene.’

  3. Deacon Jones

    Those Newark tranny hookers, I tell ya! They’re sneaky ones alright!

  4. Cock Dr

    Kudos for trying damned hard to bandage dress in the gunt.

  5. Uncle Phil

    “If you just focus on the titties and don’t look at the rest of me, do you think we could have sex?”

    • BAHAH

      Seriously man, that’s her life story. Even those douchebag tools on Jersey Shore wouldn’t even touch her.

  6. BAHAH

    She doesn’t even look like she’s worth a dollar bill.

  7. CranAppleSnapple

    Oh that’s subtle. I’m sure no one will notice the stolen turkey.

  8. SSHGuru

    Be careful with this one. Just walking by may get you infected.

  9. cc

    I am actually pretty glad I missed this fucking Jingle Ball.

  10. Venom

    Yep, she definitely blew the better plastic surgeon. Jwoww should have done her guy.

  11. boing

    an extra strong belt to tuck her boner in to…

  12. isnt it interesting, you never see Dan Cortese and Deena Cortese in the same room together. kinda like Batman & Bruce Wayne…

  13. Spenny Bones

    Paparazzi: “Ms.(?) Cortese, you have a massive erection.”
    Ms.(?) Cortese: “Really? Yes, I do. Um, I’m sorry, it’s the– it’s the pleats. It’s uh, it’s actually an optical illusion. It’s the pattern on the skirt. It’s not flattering in the crotchal region. I’m actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to… the “Horny Plastic Tranny” skirt store. Oh, this is awkward.”

  14. JP-A!

    Remember those yearbook pictures of the high-school jocks who shoved basketballs under their jerseys, put on cheap fright-wigs, smeared on make-up and did lame “sexy-chick” poses at Hallowe’en? Yeah, that…

  15. A lot has changed since this dude was on Rock-n-Jock on Mtv.

  16. squishy

    Fugly!

  17. Larissa

    The first sign of the Apocalypse.

  18. Saw Seej

    If you stare are it long enough the penis gets bigger

  19. there’s very weird emotions evoked for me…my brain is telling me this is a woman, but my penis is saying “It’s a man baby!”

  20. Nik

    Ugliest of all the shore kids.

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