Anyone seen the other seven reindeer?
I think you meant “dwarfs”
I think you meant “oompa loompas”
Recently took second place in the ‘Most Likely to be First Jersey Shore Alum to Shoot a Double Anal Porn Scene.’
Pauly D win everything.
Those Newark tranny hookers, I tell ya! They’re sneaky ones alright!
Kudos for trying damned hard to bandage dress in the gunt.
“If you just focus on the titties and don’t look at the rest of me, do you think we could have sex?”
Seriously man, that’s her life story. Even those douchebag tools on Jersey Shore wouldn’t even touch her.
She doesn’t even look like she’s worth a dollar bill.
Oh that’s subtle. I’m sure no one will notice the stolen turkey.
Be careful with this one. Just walking by may get you infected.
I am actually pretty glad I missed this fucking Jingle Ball.
Yep, she definitely blew the better plastic surgeon. Jwoww should have done her guy.
an extra strong belt to tuck her boner in to…
isnt it interesting, you never see Dan Cortese and Deena Cortese in the same room together. kinda like Batman & Bruce Wayne…
Paparazzi: “Ms.(?) Cortese, you have a massive erection.”
Ms.(?) Cortese: “Really? Yes, I do. Um, I’m sorry, it’s the– it’s the pleats. It’s uh, it’s actually an optical illusion. It’s the pattern on the skirt. It’s not flattering in the crotchal region. I’m actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to… the “Horny Plastic Tranny” skirt store. Oh, this is awkward.”
Remember those yearbook pictures of the high-school jocks who shoved basketballs under their jerseys, put on cheap fright-wigs, smeared on make-up and did lame “sexy-chick” poses at Hallowe’en? Yeah, that…
A lot has changed since this dude was on Rock-n-Jock on Mtv.
oh man, gross.
The first sign of the Apocalypse.
If you stare are it long enough the penis gets bigger
there’s very weird emotions evoked for me…my brain is telling me this is a woman, but my penis is saying “It’s a man baby!”
Ugliest of all the shore kids.
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Deena Cortese at the 2011 Q102 Jingle Ball in Philadelphia. (December 7, 2011)