1. “Now, I’m not saying I won’t accept every movie role offered to me.. But I’m not saying I won’t…”

  2. Deacon Jones

    So then I said to the director “Why dont you cast me as an angry black man?” and the rest is history.

  3. The Brown Streak

    Sadly, the local Goodwill store couldn’t find a red suit for the new Santa.

  4. What ain’t no country I ever heard of….do they speak English in what?

  5. nick

    I’m tired of these motherfuckin’ kids in this motherfuckin’ play!

  6. cc

    I am going fishing motherfucker!

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    When I go to the strip joint, I say, “Muthafuckin’ titties, I command thee!!!”

  8. Uncle Phil

    “Of course I’m wearing a double breasted track suit!”

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I’ve been to the mountaintop. And it was discounted. And it was ‘special’

  10. Venom

    You would think if you made as many movies as he did you could wear something better than a track suit…

  11. Mwaddams

    You can’t see them, but I’m still rocking those motherf**king toe slippers. Move your jealous elsewhere.

  12. “So then I said, ‘I’m tired of these muthafuckin thin, undersized, and otherwise inadequate fleece comfort blankets on this muthafuckin PLANE!’”

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