“Now, I’m not saying I won’t accept every movie role offered to me.. But I’m not saying I won’t…”
So then I said to the director “Why dont you cast me as an angry black man?” and the rest is history.
Sadly, the local Goodwill store couldn’t find a red suit for the new Santa.
What ain’t no country I ever heard of….do they speak English in what?
I’m tired of these motherfuckin’ kids in this motherfuckin’ play!
I am going fishing motherfucker!
When I go to the strip joint, I say, “Muthafuckin’ titties, I command thee!!!”
That’s a winner.
“Of course I’m wearing a double breasted track suit!”
Good eye, Zeke!
I’ve been to the mountaintop. And it was discounted. And it was ‘special’
You would think if you made as many movies as he did you could wear something better than a track suit…
You can’t see them, but I’m still rocking those motherf**king toe slippers. Move your jealous elsewhere.
“So then I said, ‘I’m tired of these muthafuckin thin, undersized, and otherwise inadequate fleece comfort blankets on this muthafuckin PLANE!’”
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Samuel L. Jackson at the Special Discounted Evening at Broadway's 'The Mountaintop' for Young People in New York City. (December 7, 2011)