1. Ram

    In my version of Angry Birds the pigs are green.

  2. Frank Burns

    Kirstie sending The Superficial a message after reading the latest set of comments about her here.

    • Evil Dick Tater

      I’ve only ever had nice things to say about her, such as what used to be a Hefty bag full of meat is now just an old Hefty bag.

  3. She just read yesterday’s article.

  4. Coyote

    Good for you Kristie, let them know you don’t mess with Lt. Saavik

  5. Rosalie

    These things must be handled delicately.

  6. pretty vacant

    way to cover up ur unfortunate sagging chin scrotum while you give your adoring public the finger.

  7. “What was I going to get next….Toy? No…Gift card? No….Double cheeseburger? Oh, that’s it!”

  8. The Brown Streak

    It’s true that Christmas can bring out the best in people…even the Wicked Witch of the West.

  9. Adam

    You got it all wrong. You gotta leave on finger extended at all times in case someone drops candy. Naturally, she’s selected the longest finger at her disposal.

  10. cc

    Those toys look very Whole Foods-ish. I think she misunderstood what the name of the store means.

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Blocks of wood in their stockings or tell them I gave the money to charity. What would Mom have done?

  12. frcrkr

    I’ll say it, she has improved A LOT. Now if she could drop scientology…

  13. squishy

    Just had to sneak in the bird there eh Kirstie!!

  14. tlmck

    She’s thinking to herself “do I order 6 Big Macs or only 5″.

  15. Nik

    Do you guys not seem to realize she’s over 60 years old? What do you expect her to look like?!

  16. Scully

    The paparazzi really should just leave Jennifer Aniston alone.

  17. NoAhole

    y’all are assholes. She looks fkn amazing, and is one of the nicest, most humble people you could ever meet.

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