She’s so dumb at this point she deserves anything he does to her.
“THIS is what Gatorade tastes like without vodka in it??”
Twelve steps and she’s stuck on step two.
“That bitch behind me has a bigger cup. I fucked Michael Lohan, dammit!”
Maybe the second revelation caused the face.
I…Don’t know who the fuck she is…?
How strange the change from Major to minor
Maybe you should save this for Michael Lohan’s rebound.
Ahh, that Cole Porter. Nearly a century ahead of his time!
Are those the Kick in the Cunt jeans?
We know she’ll never meet Lohan there.
Rehab or Fat Camp?
I thought I could just keep recyclin’ my pee and keep gettin’ drunk, but this doesn’t taste anything like beer or coolers, man! I’m outta here!
“Methadone at 3pm… better drink my own piss.”
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