Jesus fucking christ, how does this ‘woman’ get work?
There you have your next Herman Munster.
New meaning to the term ‘Horse Face’
Just what I suspected this movie to be: A dog and pony show…
Her face is melting off.
The next Samsonite spokesmodel, folks.
Lookin’ better, Donatella Versace.
Why do they always give horses long names like that?
fuck. i mean, fuck. i dare ANYONE to look at her eyesacks with the ‘zoom’ feature.
Does anyone wonder why Ferris Bueller switched teams?
I’m willing to wager that Matthew Broderick’s scrotum has fewer wrinkles than this.
It should now… I saw him jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge on my way home.
a-mok a-mok a-mok!! yikes….
I always thought she was the most annoying one on SATC. And I always wondered why guys got with her. Well, it’s scripted and they get paid for pretending, so there you go…
She won’t be smiling once I call the knackery…
Isn’t it the knackers?
In any case, I think it’s premature…she’s got a good few years left toting Juan Valdez’s coffee around.
Will that be Western or English saddle ma’am?
Proof that Broderick is gay, because come on, who the hell could look at that every morning if you really liked women?
Garnier stock just went through the floor.
It’s not her fault, they didn’t photograph her on her good side, which is to say the good side of the year 2000.
Good to see she’s doing fine. I was kinda worried, seeing that carriage horses keep collapsing in Central Park nowadays
Time to make some glue.
S.J.P. (Saddles Johdpurs Polo) smiles bravely, knowing she’s on her way to the glue factory. You should never name them, ’cause then they have a soul.
Super Jumpin’ Pony
I mean, I guess I liked him better than Simon or Paula but it just seemed like he liked EVERYBODY’S singing, and he kept hitting on the 16-year-olds..
Iggy Pop is looking refreshed these days!
Imagine how many hours/days it takes to photoshop out those wrinkles. Not a job I would want
When your head starts to look like a paper mache project, it’s time to rethink your position on botox.
No wonder Matthew Broderick hangs out with Nathan Lane so much.
I’ve always wonders if she just raises her tail and pees standing up.
(smiling through the disbelief) “What do you mean there won’t be a new SitC movie??”
Screw the cancer, stroke and death warnings, they should put this face on cigarette packs to deter people from smoking.
AND she’s wearing makeup. Yikes!
It’s time for the Kentucky Derby already?
Hey, Sarah Jessica Parker, what’s with the looooooooooong face?
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Sarah Jessica Parker at the premiere of New Year's Eve in New York City. (December 7, 2011)