superficial

  1. Geenie

    God I despise this woman! Pure evil right there.

  2. The Borg Queen was way hotter.

  3. catapostrophe

    I bet she’s interesting in the sack.

  4. joe

    Prepare your anus.

  5. “Kill them.”

  6. Dave

    HRH Elizabeth II reacts to Prince Charles asking when he can take the throne.

  7. FussyHussy

    I swear that is the same face from the Exorcist

  8. This picture is giving me daymares.

  9. BP

    I didn’t know George Washington dressed in drag…….

  10. Tiger

    “Oh, I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.”

  11. I WAAANTSSS it! My Preciousssss…

  12. “I *must* find a way to stop Christmas from coming…”

  13. Tidbit

    You’re in the piiiit… cough…
    You’re in the Pit of Despair.

  14. VADER: (a whisper) Luke, help me take this mask off.
    LUKE: But you’ll die.
    VADER: Nothing can stop that now. Just for once… let me look on you with my own eyes.

  15. Phoenix

    Rock me, Amadeus.

  16. Moo Cow Hunter

    You wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend. Well, he was the king. One night he goes off crazier than usual. After having an orgy with the maids – this was before Arnold so only white chicks – he turned to the donkey. But the donkey wouldn’t have it. He doesn’t like that, not one bit. So, me watching he takes the double headed dildo to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says “WHY SO SERIOUS!?”

  17. EricLr

    Not to be confused with the The Queen’s Metal For Music concert, which is much better.

  18. The Royal Penis

    Bitch, you know you want me.

  19. cc

    Suddenly, I am afraid of Canadian currency.

    • “Suddenly”? Your dollar coin is named after a loon. And your two-dollar coin depicts a polar bear about to drown from global warming.

      • cc

        ‘Your dollar coin is named after a loon.’ Sad thing is, it wasn’t supposed to be a loon, it was supposed to be voyageurs but the dies got lost (or stolen) as a result of staggering ineptitude. Frankly, I think it makes us look stupid.

      • Ineptitude in the Canadian public service? Perish the thought.

  20. Ana

    Emperor Palpatine?

  21. Mary Feeney

    It appears that John Lydon may have been right about her.

  22. ballsmcgee

    I think Andy Serkis has met his match. Gollum 2.0!

  23. “And did you two children ENJOY eating my gingerbread house?”

  24. Many a virgin has seen that face before she drains their life force.

  25. Bigalkie

    Prettier than Chelsea Handler..

  26. Little Tongue

    Oppa gangnam style!

  27. 1NDUN

    Zoom in and it looks like Don Rickles.

  28. are you there chelsea? it's me, tits.

    I’m starting to believe all that illuminati/reptilian queen of england shit.

  29. She’s going to live to be 1000. That’s not a typo.

  30. Maybe those reptilian theorists ARE telling the truth?

  31. KC

    V is real!

  32. kravdan

    Betty White could eff this bitch up!

  33. EZ-B

    Listen, we all made a promise 30 years ago that if Pennywise returned, we’d all come back and kill It.

  34. Pff

    “I’m sexy and I know it”

  35. MissJ

    Huh. That is totally not what I thought she looked like. I evidently have even less interest in the royal family than I thought.

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